This tutor smirks a lot

This post is a crosspost from Jayeless, and has been backdated to the date on which I posted it. It can be found in its original location at Jayeless » This tutor smirks a lot.

Tutor: ¿Cómo estás?
Student: Bien.
Tutor: BIEN?
Student: Er… is that right?
Tutor: No.
Student: What should I have said?
Tutor: Uh, “Bien.”
Student: … So, I was right?
Tutor: No.
Student: Well, was I wrong?
Tutor: No.
Student: What was I then??
Tutor: Well, you were neither right nor wrong. You said “bien”, which you can say if you want.
Student: …